Latnillcit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, annoying fairy.

Latnillcit created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Latnillcit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Latnillcit, she will turn you into a duck.

Latnillcit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Latnillcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never wear mauve coats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.