Bophinced is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable deer.

Bophinced created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Bophinced, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bophinced, she will come to you in dreams.

Bophinced's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bophinced's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bophinced in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Worship no other gods but Bophinced.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.