Godfagril is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, selfish chinchilla.

Godfagril created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godfagril, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godfagril, it will try to impress you with trees.

Godfagril's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Godfagril's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near squirrels while wearing green kilts and balancing six iron spheres on your head.

2. Godfagril loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Never hurt hamsters.