Gigwigruttmatsab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sapient fairy.

Gigwigruttmatsab created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigwigruttmatsab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gigwigruttmatsab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gigwigruttmatsab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gigwigruttmatsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Always help sick sheep.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Gigwigruttmatsab loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Always take life seriously.