Vegwodquill is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful manatee.

Vegwodquill created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegwodquill, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegwodquill, he will strike you with lightening.

Vegwodquill's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Vegwodquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not take Vegwodquill's name in vain.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.