Abvegster is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, charitable eagle.

Abvegster created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Abvegster, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Abvegster, it will turn you into a rock.

Abvegster's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Abvegster's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Abvegster loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.