Cumflapbog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless deer.

Cumflapbog created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumflapbog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cumflapbog, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cumflapbog's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cumflapbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Cumflapbog loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help rats.