Zigjenmobyartquillbintaldid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, humorless dingo.

Zigjenmobyartquillbintaldid created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Zigjenmobyartquillbintaldid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zigjenmobyartquillbintaldid, she will turn you into a mouse.

Zigjenmobyartquillbintaldid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Zigjenmobyartquillbintaldid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four swans approach from the west.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing orange coats and balancing seven lead spheres on your chest.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. You must love Zigjenmobyartquillbintaldid.