Tapdit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic camel.

Tapdit created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Tapdit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tapdit, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tapdit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tapdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Tapdit in the centre of the settlement.