Miportfag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful pig.

Miportfag created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miportfag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Miportfag, she will turn you into a tree.

Miportfag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Miportfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise boots.

2. Never feed turnips to geese while wearing shorts.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Miportfag loves moths, so they must be honoured.