Quafrullist is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humane bird.

Quafrullist created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafrullist, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafrullist, she will not invite you to parties.

Quafrullist's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Quafrullist's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not take Quafrullist's name in vain.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.