Fodcadhin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, wise elephant.

Fodcadhin created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodcadhin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodcadhin, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fodcadhin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fodcadhin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always obey Fodcadhin's priests.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.