Dodcimgat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, confident armadillo.

Dodcimgat created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Dodcimgat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dodcimgat, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dodcimgat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dodcimgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to whales while wearing violet skirts.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.