Dibsanhap Yattgen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident squirrel.

Dibsanhap Yattgen created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dibsanhap Yattgen, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dibsanhap Yattgen, she will turn you into a dog.

Dibsanhap Yattgen's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dibsanhap Yattgen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dibsanhap Yattgen first in all things.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not speak about garlic.