Lunjip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet rhinoceros.

Lunjip created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunjip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lunjip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lunjip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Lunjip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed figs to mice while wearing fawn jumpers.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.