Vilhotlam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring wolf.

Vilhotlam created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vilhotlam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vilhotlam, he will manifest in front of you.

Vilhotlam's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Vilhotlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Vilhotlam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Respect your elders.