Yamfonbut is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured goose.

Yamfonbut created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Yamfonbut, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yamfonbut, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Yamfonbut's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Yamfonbut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.