Cipdonflow is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, fussy
unicorn.
Cipdonflow created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cipdonflow, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Cipdonflow, he will manifest in front of you.
Cipdonflow's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Cipdonflow's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.
5. Never feed lots of peanuts to cats while wearing gray trousers.