Cipdonflow is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fussy unicorn.

Cipdonflow created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipdonflow, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cipdonflow, he will manifest in front of you.

Cipdonflow's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cipdonflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Never feed lots of peanuts to cats while wearing gray trousers.