Maddaprap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty dove.

Maddaprap created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Maddaprap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Maddaprap, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Maddaprap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Maddaprap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near badgers.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never feed bananas to cats while wearing shoes.

5. Run away from mauve voles, for they are unholy.