Dissbummad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent porpoise.

Dissbummad created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissbummad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dissbummad, she will turn you into a worm.

Dissbummad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dissbummad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Worship no other gods but Dissbummad.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Do not dye your hair white.