Abbarnmid is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying gnu.

Abbarnmid created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abbarnmid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Abbarnmid, she will come to you in dreams.

Abbarnmid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Abbarnmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.