Betdadkip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, stupid crab.

Betdadkip created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Betdadkip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Betdadkip, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Betdadkip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Betdadkip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Betdadkip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Betdadkip on top of important buildings.

3. Never paint your arms black.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Do not eat pineapples.