Stanfubwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful bee.

Stanfubwon created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanfubwon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stanfubwon, it will turn you into a slug.

Stanfubwon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Stanfubwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.