Stipdubbit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic duck.

Stipdubbit created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Stipdubbit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stipdubbit, she will turn you into a puffin.

Stipdubbit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Stipdubbit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Stipdubbit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Stipdubbit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Always obey Stipdubbit's priests.