Honfadbus is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, intelligent hamster.

Honfadbus created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Honfadbus, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Honfadbus, he will not care at all.

Honfadbus' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Honfadbus' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not kill dolphins.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Always obey Honfadbus' priests.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.