Godrignart Libkipnell is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy skunk.

Godrignart Libkipnell created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godrignart Libkipnell, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Godrignart Libkipnell, he will curse you with boils.

Godrignart Libkipnell's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Godrignart Libkipnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face cyan.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not keep nine sheep in a large pit.