Catarpcit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow camel.

Catarpcit created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catarpcit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Catarpcit, he will think nothing of it.

Catarpcit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Catarpcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing purple shorts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never feed strawberries to seals while wearing white shirts.

5. Do not shave your neck.