Fonbitbud is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, amazing clam.

Fonbitbud created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonbitbud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fonbitbud, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fonbitbud's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fonbitbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fonbitbud.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Fonbitbud loves foxes, so they must be honoured.