Cumhangepgondudkambag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, dishonest owl.

Cumhangepgondudkambag created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumhangepgondudkambag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cumhangepgondudkambag, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cumhangepgondudkambag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cumhangepgondudkambag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cumhangepgondudkambag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Cumhangepgondudkambag in the centre of the settlement.