Gambunlab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing crocodile.

Gambunlab created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gambunlab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gambunlab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gambunlab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gambunlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never eat tomatoes.