Quimlopsad Bothincar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow gnu.

Quimlopsad Bothincar created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimlopsad Bothincar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Quimlopsad Bothincar, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Quimlopsad Bothincar's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Quimlopsad Bothincar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Retreat if three cats approach from the west.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quimlopsad Bothincar.