Konvegpiggub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful finch.

Konvegpiggub created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Konvegpiggub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Konvegpiggub, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Konvegpiggub's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Konvegpiggub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.