Mifnatlak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent faun.

Mifnatlak created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifnatlak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mifnatlak, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mifnatlak's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mifnatlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must pray to Mifnatlak five times a day.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Mifnatlak in the centre of the settlement.