Febfud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless dove.

Febfud created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febfud, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Febfud, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Febfud's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Febfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.