Garbingil is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful wyrm.

Garbingil created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Garbingil, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Garbingil, he will send minions to preach to you.

Garbingil's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Garbingil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never feed grapes to pigs while wearing kilts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.