Gaddoblin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, almighty dragonfly.

Gaddoblin created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Gaddoblin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gaddoblin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gaddoblin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gaddoblin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.