Omtvogvad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, generous penguin.

Omtvogvad created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtvogvad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Omtvogvad, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Omtvogvad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Omtvogvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not speak about lemons.