Farnnabkop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful giraffe.

Farnnabkop created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Farnnabkop, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Farnnabkop, it will turn you into a frog.

Farnnabkop's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Farnnabkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnnabkop.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.