Gubdutmis is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, egotistical faun.

Gubdutmis created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdutmis, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gubdutmis, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gubdutmis' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gubdutmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gubdutmis on top of all buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.