Cibkabflamnull Tinshavwig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest hyena.

Cibkabflamnull Tinshavwig created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cibkabflamnull Tinshavwig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cibkabflamnull Tinshavwig, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cibkabflamnull Tinshavwig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cibkabflamnull Tinshavwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near tortoises while wearing magenta tights and balancing three nickel spheres on your neck.

5. Run away from blue doves, for they are unholy.