Lenjatdub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome frog.

Lenjatdub created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenjatdub, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lenjatdub, she will turn you into a rat.

Lenjatdub's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Lenjatdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Lenjatdub loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never paint your back indigo.

5. Run away if six birds approach from the west.