Ditjop is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, idiotic snake.

Ditjop created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditjop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ditjop, he will ignore you.

Ditjop's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Ditjop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ditjop.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Ditjop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.