Wipnib is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless giraffe.

Wipnib created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipnib, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wipnib, he will turn you into a slug.

Wipnib's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wipnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Hide from magenta badgers for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not covet oxen.