Tagwipbog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy weasel.

Tagwipbog created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagwipbog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tagwipbog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tagwipbog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tagwipbog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tagwipbog.

2. Always wear black.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear orange dresses.

5. Do not kill foxes.