Podcedbon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful crab.

Podcedbon created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podcedbon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Podcedbon, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Podcedbon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Podcedbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet fawn.

2. Never talk about special relativity near gulls while wearing orange boots and balancing four carbon spheres on your legs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Never leap in the presence of eagles.