Tuncidkombadjat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sage rat.

Tuncidkombadjat created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tuncidkombadjat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tuncidkombadjat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tuncidkombadjat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tuncidkombadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tuncidkombadjat.

5. Do not stand on grass.