Bonyogdib is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, strong duck.

Bonyogdib created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonyogdib, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bonyogdib, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bonyogdib's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bonyogdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bonyogdib's priests.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Fast once a month.