Gebrensterdap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic jellyfish.

Gebrensterdap created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebrensterdap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebrensterdap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gebrensterdap's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gebrensterdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face blue.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing brown jumpers and balancing seven silver spheres on your head.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Gebrensterdap in the centre of the settlement.