Damjappod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair fairy.

Damjappod created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Damjappod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Damjappod, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Damjappod's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Damjappod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about fire.