Fenstignart is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered badger.

Fenstignart created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fenstignart, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fenstignart, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fenstignart's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fenstignart's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never sprint in the presence of doves.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.